Harley Quinn, one of the most clever characters in the DC world, who caught Batman by herself and almost killed him. She is crazy, especially the love with the joker, no matter how the joker abused her. Here I collected her 138 best Quotes from the movies: Suicide Squad (2016), The Suicide Squad (2021), Birds of Prey (2020) and Comics.
Table of Contents
- Harley Quinn Origin
- Harley Quinn Quotes From The Suicide Squad (2021)
- Harley Quinn Love Quotes to Joker
- Harley Quinn Sad Quotes
- Harley Quinn Puddin Quotes
- Harley Quinn Quotes to Batman
- Harley Quinn Crazy Quotes
- Harley Quinn Funny Quotes
- Inspirational Harley Quinn Quotes
- Harley Quinn Quotes from Birds of Prey (2020)
- Harley Quinn Comic Quotes
- Final Thought
Harley Quinn Origin
Harley Quinn is a young female character in the DC world. In 1992, she has been created in Batman: The Animated Series. The following year, she made her first comic appearance in Batman Adventures #19, and started her entanglement with other characters for more than 20 years.
Harley’s appearance in anime was also drawn as a comic, in The Batman Adventures: Mad Love, which is one of the most popular single-volume comics in 1994. This story laid the origin of Harley: the psychologist Harleen Quinzel. In this comic, Harley recalled her experience as an internship in Arkham Asylum. This is the history of her encounter with the Joker.
Several talks made her understand that Joker was abused by his alcoholic father when he was young, and that Batman was the source of Joker’s anger. In the end, she thought she fell in love with the patient and helped him escape from prison, and she believed she could win Joker’s love.
Harley Quinn Quotes From The Suicide Squad (2021)
1#. “Oh wow, I’m a princess.”
2#. “I’m waiting for God to tell me.”
3#. “I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us.”
4#. “Hi guys, sorry I’m late. Had to go number two.”
5#. “I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend I would be on the lookout for red flags and if I saw anything I’d do the healthy thing and murder him.”
6#. “Leave him alone, Boomer.”
7#. “If you mismatch blacks, you die.”
8#. “When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don’t just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain’t real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.”
9#. “I got road rage in a bank.”
10#. “Whatever your heart racing Dbags are called!”
11#. “TDK is the detachable kid? What the fuxk?”
12#. “You were gonna save me? I can go back inside and you can still do it.”
13#. “I could be your friend, Milton.”
14#. “Oh my god, is it a werewolf? I’ve wanted to meet a werewolf forever!”
15#. “What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton.”
16#. “I think you’re more pretty like this, with all those rotten thoughts empty from your head.”
17#. “I don’t think so. I think I would’ve noticed if a guy named Milton’s been with us. It’s not a very common name. I don’t think I’ve ever even met Milton.”
18#. “If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.”
19#. “If you cough without covering your mouth…”
20#. “I love your accent.”
Harley Quinn Love Quotes to Joker
21#. “Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.”
22#. “I even went to college. I got my Ph.D. Had my heart broken once or twice? Finding love, it’s not easy. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. That’s when I met him. Mr. J. My Joker.”
23#. “It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?”
24#. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”
25#. “It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”
26#. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”
27#. “Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”
28#. “You got all dressed up for me?”
29#. “Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?”
30#. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.”
Harley Quinn Sad Quotes
31#. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”
32#. “You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me.”
33#. “You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero.”
34#. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”
35#. “I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.”
36#. “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
37#. “Why, what’s wrong? You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”
38#. “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”
39#. “My heart scares you, but a gun doesn’t?”
40#. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.”
41#. “Okay, fine, so I hadn’t told people about the breakup. But you don’t understand. Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity. I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object.”
42#. “We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”
43#. “You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.”
44#. “The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start, but it turns out I wasn’t the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.”
Harley Quinn Puddin Quotes
45#. “I just wanna say, if there was no batman, there’d be no Joker, and I’d have never met my puddin. Thank you, Batman.”
46#. “I lost all sense of who I was, I only had eyes for puddin.”
47#. “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin is a little rough, but he loves me, really.”
48#. “Hah! You’re just jealous because you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal to you as my puddin is to me!”
49#. “Come on, Puddin’. Do it!”
50#. “I know how to make some smiles, Puddin.”
51#. “Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom!”
Harley Quinn Quotes to Batman
52#. “Stupid bats, you’re ruining date night!”
53#. “You know, bats? I always thought there was a spark between us.”
54#. “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, because I’m not even a real blonde.”
55#. “It’d be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit.”
Harley Quinn Crazy Quotes
56#. “I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”
57#. “So, what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”
58#. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.”
59#. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”
60#. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.”
61#. “No matter how insane you may be, there is always someone to complete the insanity.”
62#. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.”
63#. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!”
64#. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run because I’m about to lose my sh*t.”
65#. “I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes.”
67#. “Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”
68#. “Now that’s a killer app!”
69#. “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”
Harley Quinn Funny Quotes
70#. “We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.”
71#. “Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right? I’m off my meds.”
72#. “I love your perfume. What is that, the scent of death?”
73#. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”
74#. “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”
75#. “Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?”
76#. “It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”
77#. “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”
78#. “I’m kidding! Jeez! That’s not what they really said.”
79#. “They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.”
80#. “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”
81#. “Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbing you for something like a thousand bucks a seat — We’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor!”
Inspirational Harley Quinn Quotes
82#. “The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”
83#. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.”
84#. “I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame!”
85#. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”
86#. “I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting.”
87#. “Self-awareness comes in all forms.”
88#. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”
89#. “I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.”
90#. “Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.”
91#. “We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.”
92#. “Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence.”
93#. “People love to pretend fantasy and reality are separate, distinct, unrelated. Nothing could be further from the truth. They’re entwined.”
Harley Quinn Quotes from Birds of Prey (2020)
93#. “I’m about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead. And at the top of that list, is this guy.”
94#. “It was the closure I needed. A fresh start. A chance to be my own woman. ”
95#. “I needed to find a way to show the world that I cut ties for good.”
96#. “I’m bored. Play with me.”
97#. “Call me a softie, I dare ya!”
98#. “Behind every great man is a badass broad.”
99#. “They say, if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.”
100#. “In the storytelling business, this dummy, swallowing that diamond, is called a complication. A complication I didn’t exactly need right now.”
101#.“Call me old fashioned, but I always thought the guy was supposed to get the girl a diamond.”
102#. “Puddin and I broke up. I hadn’t told that to anyone. Yeah, for good this time. And for the first time in a long time, I’m all on my own. It’s great.”
103#. “I guess all good things have to come to an end. So, we broke up. I got an amazing new place that was all mine. It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.”
104#. “It took losing something I truly love to see that the target on my back was bigger than I thought.”
105#. “I’m not shopping at this store – I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
106#. “You made me want to be a less terrible person.”
107#. “I wronged a lot of people.”
108#. “If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”
109#. “I had to find a new identity. A new me. It wasn’t easy. But after a while, I even opened myself up to the possibility of new love.”
110#. “Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master. And no one gives two sh*ts who we are beyond that.”
111#. “Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.”
112#. “I was the brains behind some of mr. J’s biggest stunts.”
113#. “Lucky for me, I have all my best ideas drunk.”
114#. “I’m sorry, kid, I’m just a terrible person I guess.”
115#. “None of us are walking out of here unless we work together.”
116#. “Unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths, we’re gonna have to work together.”
117#. “isn’t this fun? It’s just like a sleepover — we should order pizza, make cosmos!”
118#. “I’m the one they should be scared of. Not you, not mr. J. Because I’m Harley freaking Quinn.”
119#. “you don’t know who that is? The joker. The clown prince of crime. My former partner in madness. The harlequin of hate. The jester of genocide. You’ve never heard of him?”
120#. “Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient.”
121#. “Do you know who I am?”
122#. “It’s time for Gotham to meet the Birds of Prey.”
123#. “It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, so I really put myself out there.”
124#. “So I’m thinking if we move together we can kill all these guys and go our separate ways. Spread the word.”
Harley Quinn Comic Quotes
125#. “All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.”
126#. “Well, you’ve come to the right place. I recommend a lobotomy.”
127#. “Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’… It’s a comedy.”
128#. “Dontcha knock before entering a lady’s boudoir?”
129#. “Sweetie, get Mommy’s bazooka.”
130#. “All I wanted was a new dress and I actually paid for it!”
131#. “I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! I didn’t even get to keep my new dress. And I actually paid for it.”
132#. “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”
133#. “Face it, Harl, this stinks! You’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown.”
134#. “Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…”
135#. “Ha! With my past? I don’t even believe it myself.”
136#. “Maybe I can stick you some shampoo?”
137#. “Hush little baby, Don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.”
138#. “I’m going to kill you. For everything that you’ve done to me.”
Final Thought
Most of you may wonder why Harley Quinn falls in love with the Joker?
Harley Quinn’s childhood was unfortunate. The strong controlling from her parents made Harley always restrain herself, study hard, work hard, and be kind to others. Her destiny was clear: work hard, get recognition, please others, marry a person and have children, be a housewife, and then spend her life ordinary. This was also the living condition of most women.
But Harley is different. She went to work in Arkham and met the Joker, who was almost the same as Harley before, and even had a more tragic fate. However, the clown finally found his way, a totally new and crazy life. She can’t even dream of a life like a clown. This made Harley think deeply about her own life.
She found that there could be another way in her life. A crazy, dangerous, but free and exciting life. None of this matters when fell in love with the Joker. From that moment on, the clown was her god. She believes that the clown can bring what she really wants.
As long as the clown can allow her to follow, everything is fanatical. Even if he abuses her, betrays her, traps her, or treats her as a slave. As long as he is willing to let her live freely, Harley Quinn is willing to do anything.
Hope you enjoy these Harley Quinn quotes.
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